Saint John - Saint John city council has announced plans to improve a number of the under-utilized parks around the city. According to councilman Sherman Bugglesbee, the idea for the initiative came when he was surfing a popular Facebook page that shares historic photos of Saint John and he saw a comment referencing plans for an underground parking lot beneath King Square in the 1970s. Disappointed that never came to fruition, “You can't have too much parking,” he started thinking about other ways in which the green spaces of the city could be enhanced.
“We’ve been using Queen Square in the South End in the summertime for a farmers' market, but that’s only seasonal,” Bugglesbee explained. “Picture this, residents being able to stroll by Samuel de Champlain year-round, every day as they get their mail from huge new banks of super boxes that will be placed at the south end of the square. Every Uptown resident will be forced to enjoy the park!”
The City plans to do the same in Victoria Square in the North End of the city too, “It's perfect. That way the square will be used by everyone instead of just the feral cats,” exclaimed the councilman.
The pièce de résistance will be a new warehouse for the antiquated New Brunswick Museum on Douglas Avenue that will be placed in the barren Riverview Memorial Park, an ancient tribute to the soldiers that fought in the Boer War. “Who remembers the Boer War anyway?” commented Bugglesbee, “Think of the jobs! Jobs are what this city needs more than history or a place to let your dog relieve himself.”
The Saint John Public Garden will be a pet cemetery. “We're going to have the cutest critters stuffed to add a special fun element to the wedding photographs taken in the park. For a small fee, of course,” he added.